AMORSTIONARY

AMORSTIONARY

by  Oliver Sauler and Joyce Polintan

Lul*– noun.Ticia. Pertaining to a person; Fool, idiot, stupid. A person that will abruptly say a word and/ or phrases that has no relation to the topic that was talked about. An annoying person.

Derivation. Filipino word “ULOL”

Tsup-Tsup– verb. Oliver. Sexy Kiss. How kissing sounds. Usually delivered with a sexy and enticing voice.

Derivation. Dj Cha Cha’s  Mwahmwahtsuptsup catch phrase.

Kinakarutan–adjective.Oliver/Joyce.Excited of the things that might happen.

Derivation. Old tagalog.

Dungo –  adjective.Mikee.Pertaining to a person; combination of being stolid, diffident, shy, timid, stupid, bashful. Often placed in the middle of the name, After the first name and before the last name. ( e.g. CHRISTELLE JOYCE ‘DUNGO’ POLINTAN). 

Derivation.Mikee’s report from batikan.

Exsahedera – adjective. Carlo. Exaggerated.unduly or unrealistically magnified: to have an exaggerated opinion of oneself. Usually used to annoy the person whom the word used to pertain to.

Derivation. Vice Ganda’s trending punch lines.

Gora- verb.Journalists (esp. Brodcasting team) went, gone / gumora, go·ing /gumogora: to move or proceed, especially to or from something. Usually used before the phrase “ natayechi”. Meaning “ Let us go” (e.g. Gora naTayechi in writing.)

 Derivation. Gay lingo

Amorsiki – noun. Mrs. E. Flaviano. How Amorsolo was called whenever they are noisy.

Derivation.Amorsolo (the section)

Sherlan – adjective.Text/ FB.A phrase used to note the things that was shared but not so obvious. Placed on the “patwitams” texts by the “patwitams” persons.

Lamok – noun. Alexis. Alexis himself. A word that was always remembered hen anyone thinks of Alexis. Merely how Alexis looks like?

Budoy – noun. Gerald. A mentally challenged individual.

    verb. Gerald. Gerald’s shameless impersonation of Budoy( the one mentally challenged, cloned man subject of a Teleserye in ABS-CBN) . actually the impersonation isn’t really funny but the main reason why the audiences laugh is because the impersonator himself merely (I’m not sure )don’t know, that he looks as funny as hell. ( no offense)

Severely sexy – noun.Jonalyn. The way Jonalyn sees herself, and no one has a say about it.

Derivation.BMI Classification.

AmorPalaks – noun. Mrs. E. Flaviano. Amorsolo + Palaka( frog). The state whereinAmorsolo’s keep on making noise out of their mouth keep on moving, that even Mrs. Flaviano cannot hear her own voice .

Derivation.Mrs. E. Flaviano’s anger.


Kahitadan - adv. Comes from the word "HITAD" which means to flirt with someone


Sumungaba - verb which means to accidentally fall (parang ngumudngod?)


Basa! - noun. which pertains to Mikee whenever she holds something, especially the microphone of Mrs. Flaviano.


Derivation. Her wet hands


Dugyot - meaning a person who is dirty. 


Waley - adj. means slightly corny or not convincing to laugh at.


Ampotek - noun or adj. an exaggerated expression when someone is mad or bad shot.


Hubi-hubiro - adj. means not organize or not pleasing to the eyes


Von - prefix/suffix , added to a word to form a very weird meaning. ex : VONdutt - a man with a big tummy , VON VON nan - upper part of the head


Derivation : MAPEH class


Toot-toot - noun. a sound which is done when a joke is extremely corny and out of place. A joke that no one responds to.


Derivation : the operator says when you call someone and no one answers